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  • bomber
    08-07 07:17 PM
    Call USCIS and get your reciept number. Simple as that.


    Got the receipt numbers already, was worried about the physical receipt notice.





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  • dealsnet
    08-18 09:53 AM
    Try EB3. Don't spend time and money for EB2 with 3 year degree.
    It is waste. You will learn this in a hard way.

    Gurus,
    Sorry for not mentioning in my first post earlier... Just now I received a copy of the Letter which my company received from the USCIS. It is mentioned as "NOTICE OF INTENT TO DENY (NOID)".

    Reasons:

    - Section 203(b)(2)(A) of the Act states
    - 8 C.F.R 204.5(I)(3)(ii)(C)

    These are related to the Education for 3 yrs degree..

    - What is the next step ?
    - What is the chance of a positive result?

    Thank you,

    Regds,
    Raju





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  • james_bond_007
    04-09 05:22 PM
    I just received the following email from TSC. case status is also updated with a hard LUD. It seems like TSC online system is working again!!!!!!!

    receipt Number: SRC07******

    Application Type: I485, APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: Card production ordered.

    On April 9, 2009, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30 days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer service. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. Just follow the link below to register.





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  • inthehole
    06-15 05:17 PM
    I filed my 485 at Nebraska Service Center. Recently I changed jobs and I moved to Connecticut. According to my address I must file my EAD application to TSC. But, when I did the efile, I received a LIN number as my confirmation. And the confirmation message asked to send the supporting documents to Nebraska Service Center.

    I don't know if this is ok.



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  • Canadian_Dream
    12-19 04:51 PM
    You can file as many I-140's in any category (EB2/EB3/NIW) as long as you have a certified labor for a bona fide position with a matching education and company has ability to pay for those positions. These I-140's can come from one company or different ones it doesn't matter.

    In your current situation:
    1. Don't even think about doing anything with pending I-140 and AOS. There is a definite delay in I-140 approvals at both NSC/TSC so waiting is the best thing to do. As long as your qualification matches the LC description you will get your I-140 approved. If your I-140 is pending 30 days past the processing time and you haven't received an RFE, it might have been stuck in security check. Your lawyer needs to open a service request to find out what is going on.

    2. For the labor that is expiring in Jan, go ahead and file an I-140 petition right now, there is nothing to worry about two I-140. If nothing else this petition can be used for 3 year H1B extension in case the first one gets stuck.

    3. The second I-140 that you are filing can't be used for your pending AOS if your priority date is not current. Check the Pearson Interfiling memo ( from link below). If your priority dates are current and will remain current (EB2 ROW) file for an new AOS application when your second I-140 gets approved. If by this time your first I-140 is approved you can simply toss the second I-140 in the office shredder.
    http://www.ilw.com/seminars/august2002_citation2c.pdf

    Thanks for your responses guys. Now I understand that once I withdraw my old I-140, my I-485 is gone.

    Reg my question 2, I know that people file 1 in EB3 and second in EB2. Or after one is approved file another one with earlier PD LC. But, is it possible to apply for second I-140 in the same category (EB3) when another one is already pending? Have any one done this before?. Could you guys point me to some links?

    I asked this question to my lawyer. No response yet. I would really appreciate your response.





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  • Steve Mitchell
    June 4th, 2004, 01:55 PM
    Let me preface this by stating that I have not yet shot with a D70, however I have heard very good things about it...particularly for it's price. IMHO, the best test of a camera is done in the field. By in "in the field", I mean does it allow you to do what you want it to do. A DSLR has a learning curve if you're coming from a P&S. Once you begin to master a DSLR, theimage quality bill be much better, and you also have much greater ability for creativity. If you want a D70, I'd take the info you've read regarding various issues with a grain of salt. Buy one from a reputable dealer that allows returns if it does'nt meet your expectations.
    After deciding to buy the Nikon D70 I began to read a number of posts to the pReview forum that had D70 owners citing backfocusing problems with their new D70s. All resorted to sending their cameras to the Nikon Service Center for repair. All reported at least some measure of correction but some indicated they could not achieve precise focus within the DOF for each of the Nikon compatible lenses they owned and are useable with the D70.

    I own two Sonys (the F707 and the V1). Both, in my view achieve remarkable clarity, color and brightness right out of the box. AF on both is, again in my view, is extraordinary. So, I would be very disappointed if I were to spend 1500 or more bucks (with some accessories) to arrive at inferior imagery.

    It is possible what I am reading is the view of purists who are able to "see" focus flaws that the more casual, but still demanding, amateur photogs would dismiss?

    Has anyone out there had experience with the backfocusing problem to which I refer?



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  • spicy_guy
    09-23 05:52 PM
    I agree with Ronhira. He is not campaigning for dems.

    What he says is right. There is more to saying "he is doing a lip service, didn't fix this, didn't do this", etc.. Yes, he would have said that. But there is a lot more to think about than simply saying "he didn't do xyz". He deals tons of things day in and day out, and with a lot more force.

    We need to completely come out of our frustration mode and think about that. Its not a one man job to get a bill passed. It take A LOT!

    He inherited the worst economy when he assumed office and he took it to thus far. He got the healthcare reform passed, which is as sensitive and as complex as Immigration.

    Don't say I am campaigning or pro-dem. I don't care a dime about politics. :D





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  • efzuniga
    08-26 09:47 PM
    Same happened to us. The checks were cashed and we have even received the appointment notices for biometrics. My lawyer told me that there have been several cases lake this one. He is going to submit proof of the checks being cashed and copy of the notices to the USCIS.



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  • nixstor
    05-05 09:15 PM
    Its not a legal loophole. Some states just do it that way. Their under pinning argument is that you are on a temporary visa and does not have permanent residency. Also, its not the University that makes up the rules. There is some thing called domicile office in most schools and they determine residency for in state/out of state purposes. The domicile office has specific set of instructions on how they should determine eligibility requirements for in state. For example common wealth of VA has state council for higher education (http://www.schev.edu/Students/VAdomicileguidelines.asp?from=students) that provides these guidelines. Check out what AZ has to say and if they say only permanent residency is a requirement to be eligible for in state, there is nothing much you can do.

    Also, its not a federal violation as states decide what they want to do with their university systems. If you want you can write to your state senators and assembly man and see what they have to say. Its very difficult to explain them these nuances when there are a bunch of people crying out loud that many illegals are getting in state rates.





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  • Desertfox
    03-16 02:32 PM
    I find Ron Gotcher's website very informative. It�s your choice not to read or to disagree with the speculative part, but he definitely is doing a fantastic job of educating the immigration community by answering the simplest of questions. I don�t care if this is a marketing tool for him, but I get a huge relief on the verge of getting laid off, when he quotes from the law-book to assure me that it�s ok to be unemployed after AOS. He takes the time to do that for me. There are not too many out there doing the same!
    (just don�t jump on me yet saying that there are other attorneys out there answering the same question, as I just said it as an example)



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  • vejella
    07-13 10:25 AM
    I feel they will be releasing Bulletin after 3 PM EST.....





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  • nixstor
    03-16 03:19 PM
    Hi nixstor,

    Looks like you had done some research in this matter . Can you advise me . i am also in the same situation like yours .

    My current H1 is going to expire on june 07 along with my wife's H4. I applied today for my extension along with the H4 in premium processing. Shall i go ahead with the new H1 for my wife on April 1 in regular processing even without waiting for the extension or wait for the approval?
    Any issues with that approach?

    Your H1 and her H4 should be approved by Apr 1st as you did PP. Even if its not approved she is still fine as she has status until Jun 7th. Even if her H4 is not approved and only your H1 gets approved with PP and if USCIS happens to process her H1 before H4 they will issue an RFE asking to prove her status (which is pending approval). Once her H4 is approved, you can answer their RFE and then her H1 will be approved. This is what the lawyer told me.

    I still see a lot of people who are not approved in Dec. USCIS processing times say they are doing 1/13/07. Damn!



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  • Becks
    02-27 08:20 PM
    You need to know what is your current job & duties mentioned in the Labor certification if you want to change the job with AC21. Otherwise you dont need the LC. But its good idea to have all the docs with you.





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  • sunny1000
    11-12 01:50 PM
    From what i know, if you have an Indian Passport and a US Green card, the only countries you can travel to without any visitor/tourist visa requirements are India, USA, Canada, and Bahamas

    Are there any other countries I can go to which don't require a Visa or will grant a visa on arrival?

    Thanks.

    I think switzerland does not reqire a visa (did not until few years ago). There are other Carribean countries such as Domincan Rep, Jamaica etc that don't require a visa, if you have a GC.



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  • soma
    02-11 11:44 AM
    ok so when would EB2 come back to its old status of Jan 2003(it was so for past 1.5 yrs atleast b4 jumping to june 2004 and again retogating)...would it be in this current fiscal yr..i.e b4 sept 2008 or it will take whole of nxt fiscal yr to come to that kind of dates?

    I believe once it gets past Jan 2003 PD's, dates will move steadily.





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    08-31 09:24 AM
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  • go_guy123
    02-08 01:49 PM
    Thanks for posting a very relevant question, I am in a very similar situation, my labour has not yet been approved (was applied in July 09'), i think 2010 is a defining year of immigration drain.

    The EB backlog is out of control now....eventually people will realize and take the necessary
    decision of leaving US.





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  • acs_78
    05-28 09:42 AM
    I paper filed EAD to Phoenix lock box on May 14th. Checks got cashed only yesterday. Looks like it takes at least 2 weeks.





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  • xingeng
    08-21 11:41 AM
    Sent to NE on July 2, and transfered to TX. Got the checks cashed last friday.





    dvb
    10-12 11:36 AM
    Thanks for your input guys!

    My lawyer (from the new company) is suggesting I go to the local airport to have it corrected. I plan to call there and see if they can handle it.

    Else I plan to go once again to the local USCIS office and this time ask for a correction.





    lvaka
    05-05 03:40 PM
    Can anyone please help me with the EFile of EAD. I am applying for my first renewal.

    1. Question: Have u ever applied for EAD? if Yes, Date for application:
    Which date should we fill in here. Should it be First EAD Received Date or Notice Date or approved Date?

    2. While Efiling we have a field (With dropdowns) Current Immigration status(Visitor, Student etc..) which drop down value should we fill if we are on 485 Pending (AOS) as my H1B expired already?

    3. If you pick C9 for Eligibility Status Question, we have a Text box for the question, please provide information concerning your eligibility status.. what should we fill in this box?

    4. At the end of Efiling, does it provide us with any supporting documents that needs to be mailed? or Do you know which one to send? As per the Paper based document instrcutions we should send, 485 copy + EAD Copy. No photos as per the Efiling instructions and should send the EFiled receipt notice..

    I would appreciate if anyone can help me with this info.

    Thanks,



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